Bilingual puns

My bilingual puns

I speak English, Hindi, and Tamil, so bilingual puns are a joy! Here are some I came up with over the years

  • Why are Tamilians punctual? Because for them time is “Mani”! (The Tamil word for time is mani)
  • Why is gravity male? Because it is always pulling! (Pulling in Hindi means male)
  • What is valet parking? Parking “valai”! (Valai is the Tamil word for work)
  • What do you say to your “pal”? Hey “doodh”! (Milk is pal in Tamil and doodh in Hindi)