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- 22:27, 22 September 2014 diff hist -2 My geek humour →Seinfeld
- 22:27, 22 September 2014 diff hist +998 N My geek humour Created page with "==Seinfeld== Did you hear about the sitcom that ripped off Seinfeld? They called it Co-Seinfeld, because it was a derivative. ==This LAN is your LAN== S. Keshav April 15, 2..."
- 22:26, 22 September 2014 diff hist -52 Humour
- 22:24, 22 September 2014 diff hist +2,415 N 18 Unnatural laws Created page with "Have you ever received a phone call the minute you stepped outside your door? Has the bus you were waiting for ever appeared from behind a parked truck the instant you light..." current
- 22:24, 22 September 2014 diff hist +12,135 N Light Bulb Jokes Created page with "<center>The Canonical Collection of Light Bulb Jokes </center> Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for suppor..." current
- 22:22, 22 September 2014 diff hist -20 Humour
- 22:21, 22 September 2014 diff hist +6,368 N US naming ceremony Created page with " How I came to be who I am I was not who I am. I was myself, my own self. That is, until I came to the U.S. When I came here to join the University, I w..." current
- 22:19, 22 September 2014 diff hist +3,630 N Rules of the Indian Road Created page with "==Rules-of-the-road - Indian style== Travelling in India is an almost hallucinatory potion of sound, spectacle and experience. It is frequently heart-rending, sometimes hilari..." current
- 22:18, 22 September 2014 diff hist +2,344 N Decoding letters of reference Created page with "<center>Dictionary of Evaluation Comments</center> Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluat..." current
- 22:17, 22 September 2014 diff hist +26 Decoding professors current
- 22:17, 22 September 2014 diff hist +2,922 N Decoding professors Created page with "What The Professor Really Means --------------------------------- By J. Timothy Petersik from the Chronicl..."
- 22:16, 22 September 2014 diff hist +2,710 N Universal Grade Change Form Created page with "<center>UNIVERSAL GRADE CHANGE FORM</center> <center>_________________________University</center> To: Professor_____________________From:____________________________ I t..." current
- 22:16, 22 September 2014 diff hist +1,718 N Understanding the university power structure Created page with "The university hierarchy --- who's on top? The Dean Leaps tall buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bu..."
- 22:14, 22 September 2014 diff hist +5,063 N Hindi film songs to illustrate programming constructs Created page with "The Hindi Song Lovers Guide to Programming in FORTRAN 90 ISBN ... 12340-007 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1..." current
- 22:12, 22 September 2014 diff hist -30 Humour →Geek
- 22:12, 22 September 2014 diff hist +1 Geek nursery rhymes →All things dull and gargully current
- 22:12, 22 September 2014 diff hist 0 Geek nursery rhymes →On being and nothingness
- 22:11, 22 September 2014 diff hist +3,407 N Geek nursery rhymes Created page with "===Scintillate, Scintillate=== Scintillate, scintillate, aster menific; <br> Fain do I fathom thy nature specific. <br> Loftily poised in the ether capacious; <br> Strongly re..."
- 22:09, 22 September 2014 diff hist +790 N Life before computers Created page with "I remember this. Do you..... An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost..." current
- 22:09, 22 September 2014 diff hist +223 How to hunt an elephant current
- 22:06, 22 September 2014 diff hist +2 How to hunt an elephant
- 22:05, 22 September 2014 diff hist +3,164 N How to hunt an elephant Created page with "MATHEMATICIANS hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left. EXPERIENCED MATHEMATICIANS will attem..."
- 22:04, 22 September 2014 diff hist +3,754 N What if computer users bought cars Created page with "What if people bought cars like they buy computers? General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they..."
- 22:01, 22 September 2014 diff hist +32 Humour
- 22:01, 22 September 2014 diff hist +722 N Humour Created page with "Well before the Web, Usenet used to be the only way to waste time while writing a thesis. Much of the humor here dates to my grad student days... ==Geek== *[What if computer..."
- 19:58, 22 September 2014 diff hist +3,518 N Students Created page with "=Current= Can be found [http://blizzard.cs.uwaterloo.ca/iss4e/wiki/index.php/Students here] =Past= ==Post-doc== ''Kirill Kogan'', Ph.D. from Ben Gurion University. Multi-c..."
- 19:57, 22 September 2014 diff hist +1 MediaWiki:Sidebar
- 22:53, 21 September 2014 diff hist +1,582 N The archery teacher Created page with "=The archery teacher= A long time ago there was a teacher of archery. He took his students into the woods for some practice. On a branch of a tree he set a clay pigeon. The st..." current
- 22:51, 21 September 2014 diff hist +1,346 N The donkey that starved Created page with "==The donkey that starved== Donkeys are said to live in a land which is barren most of the time, except when seasonal torrential rains transform the landscape into verdant gre..."
- 22:51, 21 September 2014 diff hist -6 Advice →Life advice
- 22:50, 21 September 2014 diff hist +953 N How to hold a meeting Created page with "==A. If you organize a meeting== #Inform attendees as far in advance as possible. #Let all attendees know the date of the meeting, the time of the meeting, the location, the..." current
- 22:47, 21 September 2014 diff hist -2 Advice →Advice on other matters
- 22:46, 21 September 2014 diff hist +1,304 N Like bungee-cord jumping Created page with "=Why doing a Ph.D. is like bungee-cord jumping= Like [http://www.jojaffa.com/guides/bungee.htm bungee-cord jumping], doing a Ph.D. only appeals to a few people: for the rest..." current
- 22:46, 21 September 2014 diff hist +904 N The rope and the snake Created page with "==The rope and the snake== Once upon a time there was a man who was very afraid of snakes. He went for a walk in the forest one night, and his face brushed past a rope that wa..." current
- 22:45, 21 September 2014 diff hist +465 N The drunk and the lamppost Created page with "==The drunk and the lamppost== A man walked out of a restaurant to see a drunk searching for his car keys under a lamppost. He joined him in his search and, after several minu..." current
- 22:44, 21 September 2014 diff hist -4 Advice →Research advice from others
- 22:42, 21 September 2014 diff hist +113 How to attend a research conference
- 22:42, 21 September 2014 diff hist -24 Advice
- 22:41, 21 September 2014 diff hist +1,788 N How to attend a research conference Created page with "===Before you go=== * Prepare a 30 second 'elevator pitch' that describes your work * If attending a multi-track conference, plan out your schedule * If necessary, make busin..."
- 22:39, 21 September 2014 diff hist +1,861 Courses
- 22:32, 21 September 2014 diff hist +178 N Patents Created page with "Click [http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsearch-adv.htm&r=0&p=1&f=S&l=50&Query=IN%2Fsrinivasan+AND+IN%2Fkeshav&d=PTXT here]." current
- 22:28, 21 September 2014 diff hist +1,502 N Books Created page with "==Mathematical Foundations of Computer Networking== Graduate students often require concise introductions to the theoretical foundations of networking. Many students lack a '..."
- 22:26, 21 September 2014 diff hist +339 Presentations
- 22:26, 21 September 2014 diff hist +3,657 N Presentations Created page with "Presentations related to energy and smart grid can be found on the [http://iss4e.ca ISS4E website]. * How to Give a Talk, NDS Seminar, November 2010 [http://blizzard.cs.uwate..."
- 22:25, 21 September 2014 diff hist +3,936 Byarea →Fun Stuff - Talking Heads and Roving Cars
- 22:23, 21 September 2014 diff hist +3,710 Byarea →Flow and Congestion Control
- 22:23, 21 September 2014 diff hist +3,572 Byarea →CBR and RCBR
- 22:23, 21 September 2014 diff hist +3,031 Byarea →Network Performance Management
- 22:22, 21 September 2014 diff hist +3,060 Byarea →Massively parallel computing
- 22:22, 21 September 2014 diff hist +4,152 Byarea →Bus and Kiosk Networks